PETER SAGAL, HOST:
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PAULA POUNDSTONE: As the skies go dark, you'll see a light go off in the heads of Trump voters across the country.
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SAGAL: Alonzo Bodden.
ALONZO BODDEN: Well, we haven't seen her in a while. But Sarah Palin's going to come running out, telling us the Russians have attacked. She's been watching them.
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SAGAL: And Roy Blount Jr.
ROY BLOUNT JR: As the lights begin to come on, people all over the world are saying wait, wait, wait. I didn't get a picture. Do it again.
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SAGAL: Roy Blount Jr. everyone.
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BILL KURTIS: Well, if any of that happens, panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.
SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks...
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SAGAL: ...also to Paula Poundstone, Alonzo Bodden and Roy Blount Jr. Thanks to everyone at KQED in San Francisco, Calif., and our wonderful audience here at the Davies Symphony Hall.
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SAGAL: Thanks to all of you for listening. I’m Peter Sagal, and we’ll see you next week.
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