Jul 28, 2018

Our panelists predict what will be the next great thing they find on Mars.

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Now, panel, what'll they find on Mars next? Adam Felber.

ADAM FELBER: Well, that same Italian space agency will let us know that the real reason why Mars is red is because (imitating Italian accent) it's covered in sauce.


SALIE: Rashawn Scott.

RASHAWN SCOTT: They'll find a gym, specifically a Red Planet Fitness.


SALIE: And Tom Bodett.

TOM BODETT: SpaceX is going to move up its Mars expedition when Elon Musk discovers that there are 12 Martian soccer players and their coach trapped in these underwater caves.


BILL KURTIS: Well, if any of that happens, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.

SALIE: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. And thanks also to Adam Felber, Tom Bodett and Rashawn Scott. And thanks to all of you for listening. Thanks so much to Peter Sagal for getting arrested and detained for public nudity. I'm Faith Salie. And thank you all for helping me check off my bucket list. We will see you next week.


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